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Modern technology has made lives of people easier and comfortable. No matter what we call it, Mobile phone, cell phone or Handy all of them work in the same principle and everybody would recognize it when they see it. Mobile phones are one of the finest productions of modern human technology. It has been one of the very important part of human life. It saves so much of our time. Where ever we go, we just need to carry our mobile phone set and we will be just one phone call away from any place. No matter where we go, we will still be able to be in contact with our near and dear ones. The mobile phone technology that we used in everyday like did not come into existence just like that. It has taken several decades to come in to what we see it now.

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Anniversary
Birthday
Bless
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Cool
Encouragement
Festivals
Flirt
Fool
Forget
Friendship
Funny
Good Morning
Good Night
Good Pick Up Lines
Greetings
Hindi
Hindi Jokes
Insult
Jokes
Love
Marriage
Jokes
Missing You
New Year
Nice
Nice Day
Pick Up Lines
Punjabi
Quotes
Relations
Riddles
Santa Banta
Shayari
Smile
Sorry
Thinking of You
Tongue Twister

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TONGUE TWISTER SMS

1. Zing-a-ling-a-bring-a-ring-tonight
   
   
2. Wishy-washy Wanda watched her watch get washed.
   
   
3. Willie Wilder went wild while we went wading in the water.
   
   
4. Which wrist watch is a swiss wrist watch?
   
   
5. Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
   
   
6. What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
   
   
7. Unique New York....Unique New York.....Unique New York.....
   
   
8. Two witches bought two wrist watches, But which witch wore which wrist watch?
   
   
9. Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat
   
   
10. The two toed turkey towed two tubs of tea. Where is the tea the two towed turkey towed? Tossed in the tunnel where the key can protent it from the tounge of the tea tasting toad.
    
    
11. The sheik's sixth sheep's sick
    
    
12. The Leith Police dismisseth us
    
    
13. Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City
    
    
14. Sue sells sea shells by the sea shore
    
    
15. Stop scratching Scott's skis.. Stop scratching Scott's skis... Stop scratching Scott's skis... Stop scratching Scott's skis...

THINKING OF YOU SMS

1. Daily v r interested 2 open Inbox & read so many messages But How many times v open QURAN daily & How many SURAH v read? Think.. Respect ALLAH more than ur Cell.
   QURAN will support us on judgement day. Not the Cell. So Insha allah read QURAN daily with meaning. More than the Cell, Plz fwd to all..
   
   
2. What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
   
   
3. Wastes of Lives—resown with ColorsBy Succeeding Springs—Death—unto itself—Exception—Is exempt from Change—
   
   
4. All but Death, can be Adjusted—Dynasties repaired—Systems—settled in their Sockets—Citadels—dissolved—
   
   
5. Do u Know what is the Meaning of HAPPY..?
   H-hum A-aap ko P-pal P-pal Y-yaad karte hai,
   
   
6. Care is 1 main ingredient tht keeps closeness alive despite distance & schedule. Since I can't always c u, let my care b with u 4ever & ever...
   
   
7. Hi!
   Thinking abt me?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   COOL!I am doing the same thing!
   
   
   
   
   
   
   I am also thinkin abt myself! :))
   
   
8. I lukd back coz I thought I saw U.I listned eagerly coz I thoght I heard U,Bt No 1 ws around.Dis made me Realize hw much'I THINK ABOUT U'
   
   
9. When u need someone to be beside u and no one is around just gaze up in the sky, u might not see me but be sure that we r under the same sky.
   
   
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11. Being near
    
    
    
    
    
    
    is not d meaning
    
    
    
    
    
    
    of being close,
    
    
    
    
    
    
    I may b far from u but msgs r
    
    
    
    
    
    
    bridges
    
    
    
    
    
    
    2 make u feel dat
    
    
    
    i always REMEMBER U.
    take care!
    
    
12. Do u Know what is the Meaning of HAPPY..?
    
    
    H-hum
    A-aap ko
    P-pal
    P-pal
    Y-yaad karte hai
    
    
13. You'll always be the answer, when somone asks me what I'm thinking about.
    
    
14. I knowU rSo-so-so-B-U-S-Y-But..For..3 seconds Think of me
    1...
    
    ..2...
    
    ..3...
    
    So sweet... Now continue ur work.
    
    
15. Som1 Remembrs,Somebody Cares. Your name is Whispered in som1's Prayers. Keep the Bright Hope of Sunshine in View.Som1 is Warmly THINKING of U..
    

SORRY SMS

1. SORRY
   SayOnetime 2 any1ReallyRememberingYou
   
   
2. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day....
   
   
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   (,,)..(,,)...
   Hello, How R U?
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   FINE..!
   R U bored from MY SMS!
   
   < ( . . )> S o r r y
   / ( v )(,,) again!
   FINE..!
   
   
4. sorry ........sorry............sorry.............sorry.............sorrysorry

SMILE SMS

1. 3 people were asking me ur details 2day.I gave them ur addres n cell no. they'll b visiting u soon.Their names r"SMILE""JOY""HAPINES"
   
   
2. moning r lik a pentingu need a litle smile 2 brihten it&a mseg from some1who cares U &2color ur daySokeepsmiling
   
   
3. sending u 1000 smiles take 14now &keep remening 999 undr ur pillow pick out 1evry time bcz i want to Cu smiling always.
   
   
4. keep smiling b'cos of some of ur frend liveonly 2 see ur smileif u want 2 somone liveso plz keep smiling
   
   
5. Smile is a language of love,smile is a source to win heart,smile is a name of lovely mood,smile create greatness in personalityso keep smiling
   
   
6. Kagaz pe hamne jindagi likh di, Ashko se sinch kar har khushi likh di, dard ko jab hamne ubhara labzo pe, to logo ne kaha Wah Kya Gazal likh di....
   
   
7. Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
   
   
8. Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you're lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you
   
   
9. I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box
   
   
10. sending you 1000 smiles take one 4 now and keep remaining 999 under ur pillow,pick out 1 every time bcz i want to see you smiling always.
    
    
11. Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause theybloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
    
    
12. "Smile u make and Hello say to wanted just I that out find u when irritating very it find will you". CONFUSED?Read it backwards.
    
    
13. Only eyes speaks truth,Neither d mirror nor the lips,d person who loves u can c pain in ur eyes While every1 else still believes in ur smile..
    
    
14. Please come out of the room!Sothe sun can rise,flowers can blossom,birds can singbcoz all are waitingto seeyourbeautifulS*M*I*L*E(",)
    
    
15. A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So heres a big smile just for you.

SHAYARI SMS

1. Tu chand mange mein chand dedu tu raat mange mein raat de du tu dil mange mein dil de du tu jaan mange bas yaar bhikh mangane ki bhi ek limit hoti hai
   
   
2. "Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
   
   
3. Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Ghataonme tum ho Dhoop me tumho Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
   
   
4. KKabi kushi pilati hai kabi gam, kabi wisky pite hai kabi rum, pila deti hai USKI yadien or tanhai, badnam hote hai bus botal or hum
   
   
5. Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, hamko to bas apki girl friend pasand hai
   
   
6. Dipak me agar nur na hota,Tanha dil majbur na hota, Hum apko "GOOD NIGHT" kehne jaror ate agar apka ghar itani dur na hota
   
   
7. Punam k raat me chand badal jata hai,waqt k sath insan badal jata hai;sochte hai k apko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
   
   
8. TUM Na Milo Koi GUM Nahi... Bus Baat Karo, Ye Milne Se Kam Nahi... Dosti Mein Dhoka De Jaye Wo HUM Nahi... Aur Hamari Dosti "BUNTY aur BABLI" Se KAM Nahi..
   
   
9. Kabhi dost kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi hume "SMS" karte ho, To khuda kasam zindgi k saare gam bhula dete ho
   
   
10. Chehre pe aapk gazab ki smile hai, suna hai aapk pass bhi mobile hai. Usme sms ki moti file hai, phir bhi sms karte nahi, ye konsa style hai
    
    
11. Jab hum roya karege.Teri yad ko dhoya karege. Jab hum peya karege.Teri yad me jeya karege. Agr hum mar gaye to yamraj ka mobile lek tumhe sms kiya karenge
    
    
12. Lambi khmoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadapne k liye sirf yad reh jati hai, kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya KING'S, jalne k bad sirf rakh to reh jati hai.
    
    
13. Aap ko man mein bhi yAAd karenge,Aapki har baatoN par aiTBaaR karenge,Aapko sMs karne ko to nahi kahenge phir bhi Aapke sMs ka iNTeZaar karenge!!
    
    
14. Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jalana,is jaha k safar me kahin kho na jana,aaj mood me tha to SMS kar diya par roz Intezaar me palke na bichhana
    
    
15. Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!

SANTA BANTA SMS

1. While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.Banta: R u ok?Santa: Yeah!Banta: Did u break anything?Santa: No, there's nothing down here
   
   
2. teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man sardar says; you go to jail hhh
   
   
3. ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....
   
   
4. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
   
   
5. Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
   
   
6. Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto.
   
   
7. OH ji vadhaeeya ji vadhaeeya....chuare lutto ji chare lutto...tuanu ek pujabi munde kolu christmas di lakh lakh vadhaeee....!!!!!!!!
   
   
8. A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
   Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
   Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
   
   
9. Two Sardars were walking together...
   Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
   Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
   
   
10. Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".