- U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
- R u mad?Y r u reading me?There is nothing in me.Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.I think u will never stop reading me.OKRead me now.
- just go to hellyes youu only !because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness
- Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
- American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can playBall in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
- Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
- A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
- Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
- Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"
- My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"
- U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
- If one day you call...And there is no answer...Come fast to see me.Perhaps I need you.
- If one day you don't want to listento anyone...Call me.I promise to be there for you.And I promise to be very quiet.
- If one day you want to run away--Don't be afraid to call me.I don't promise to ask you to stop...But I can run with you
- If one day you feel like crying...Call me.I don't promise that I will make you laugh,But I can cry with you
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
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