RELATION SMS

1. Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.
   
   
2. Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana.... huzefa se alag duniya mat basana... waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
   
   
3. if someone would ask me what a beutiful life means. i would lean on your shoulder and hold you close to me, and answer...
   "Like this!!!".
   
   
4. PYAAR karne walon ke liye ek sawal.Please agar aapne kabhi PYAAR kiya ho to iska jawab zarur dena. . .
   AAPKI NAZAR MEIN PYAAR KYA HAI?
   
   
5. If computer windows were in PUNJABI,then use - Send=sutto, Insert=wich pao, Download=thale lao , Delete=mitti pao, Alt+ctl+del= syapaa hi mukao.'
   
   
6. if, 1=52=253=1254=6255= ??
   before scrollin think.
   
   Answer is 1.Remember the First Line..
   1=5..?
   Moral - Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
   
   
7. WIFE:What will U Give Me if I successfully climb and reach the top of The great MOUNT EVEREST.....? ................ HUSBAND: "Dhakkaa"
   
   
8. They all had trouble defining frienship..I can't understand how they could not get the right word.Then i took ur name & discussion was Over:-):-)
   
   
9. 'One lady was on road with her top open & right boob hanging out.Policeman stopped & ask-Wat is dis? Lady-Hi O-Rba, kaka tan bus ch hi reh Gya..
   
   
10. "Kudrat ke karismo me agar raat na hoti, khwabo me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,ye dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,ye dil hi na hota to koi baat na hoti..."