FUNNY SMS

1. Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
   
2. FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ' You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
   
3. Always ask god to give you what you deserve,not what you desire.Its bcoz your desires may be few,but you deserves a lot!
   
4. AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im pretty Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
   
5. If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast..Do uthink its love? Na Munna Na it's called High BP.
   
6. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manageswith other kidney.
   
7. In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for 'EXTRA SHEET'.
   
8. Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
   
9. Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
   
10. so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
    
11. Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
    
12. When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
    
13. whatz tru bravery?its to arrive late to college wid ur hair coloured bright ,mobile on the ear , principal in the class n u say"STILL WAITING 4 ME 2 START D CLASS ....OK CONTINUE"
    
14. wen luv fails ....emotions work .. wen emotions fails memories work...wen memories fail word work....wen word fails tears work ....wen every thing fails BACARDI Works.....CHEERSSSS!!!!!!!!!
    
15. I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!