Adult SMS

1. LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
   CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
   WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
   
2. rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
   river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
   therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
   
3. Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
   MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
   my nose in her armpit. Now what?
   
4. A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
   His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
   
5. Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
   lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
   stones with the help of a crane.
   
6. The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
   louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
   fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck
   
7. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
   breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
   take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
   
8. Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
   above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
   me suck you, dont feel shy.
   
9. Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
   tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
   breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
   
10. ¤Sardar:LAHORE k log itne achhe hain k voh Indians ko apne ghar le ja k free me sex karvate hain.2nd :Tu gya hai kabhi Lahore?Sardar:Nahi meri wife gaye the
    
11. A boy cums 2 his class wid brokn specs. Teacher:Wat hppnd? Boy:I was kissng my Grlfrnd. Teacher:But how ur specs break? Boy:She closed legs!
    
12. Beta- Papa ji tusi "PAPA" kive bane.Papa- Beta main papa teri maa de "PA-PA" ke baneya.
    
13. Always remember : When SHE cancels a date it is because she "HAS TO" and when HE cancels a date, it is because he "HAS TWO"
    
14. A man's elbow collides with a womans breast. Man:If ur heart is as soft as ur boobs,u'll forgive me.Woman:If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow I'm in RoomNo.203
    
15. One Technical question:where can u find MANGOES.?
    NO,it is nt in mango tree..
    Fruit shop.?NO wrong..
    ANS_wherever WOMANgoes..MANgoes.!
    
16. SEX- Symbol of Love. PENIS-Length of Love. PUSSY-Depth of Love. BOOBS-Shape of Love. BUTT-Base of Love.....N then girls complain guys don't think about LOVE!
    
17. SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common.. In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on.