FOOL SMS

1. If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME
   
2. eq:1DONT STUDY=FAILeq:2STUDY=DONT FAILadding eq 1 & 2DONT STUDY + STUDY = FAIL + DONT FAILSTUDY(1+DONT)=FAIL(1+DONT)=>STUDY=FAILHence provedso dont study..
   
3. He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
   
4. A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS
   
5. want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
   
6. 143 means?Do u want to know what it means?Press Down..............It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
   
7. Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror………….u will see eleven roses
   
8. Stress test.
   Ansr these 2 ques..
   1.Which mouse has 2 legs?...... ....Mickey mouse!
   
   
   
   2. Which duck has 2 legs?.......If u ansred Donald Duck - u r under stress...
   Because
   
   
   
   all ducks have 2 legs!
   SO BE COOL....
   
9. Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose cover page read:'37 MATING POSITIONS'.I took it home, sat in my room,opend it.Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
   
10. Close yours Eyes think about yourself,your face,your style,your hair,your nature,your smile, your looks,........
    Now you open your eyesU have just spent Half a minitue watching a Horroor Movie clip !!!!!
    
11. Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.
    
12. FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
    
13. FLOWERS die..stories end ..songs fade.. memries r frgotn ..all things comes 2 an end, bt frnds like u always remain 4 evr coz........ GHOSTS NEVER DIE !!!'Happy friendshipday'
    
14. Closeyoureyesandthinkaboutyourselffor30secs.After30secsopenyoureyesandyouwillrealizethatyouhave....
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    wasted 30secs. (so think about me)
    
15. Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.