JOKES SMS

1. Marriage is a three ring circus:
   (1)an engagement ring,
   (2) wedding ring,
   (3) and suffering ..
   
   
2. A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar,ordered some food and beer................The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"...
   
   
3. Two small fish are in a tank. One says to the other,,,,,,,,,,,"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
   
   
4. first year:alphenlabal "ji lalchaaye rha n jaaye",second year:tvs bike" meelo chalti muskaan",and third year:clorment"dobaara mat poochana"
   
   
5. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
   
   
6. A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
   
   
7. Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail?
   A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
   
   
8. Why did the old Mallu go to co-ledge.
   He went to co-ledge to get some no-ledge!
   
   
9. In Indian weddings why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
   To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
   
   
10. Q: WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?
    A: Coz he's 'reserved' by nature.
    
    
11. Roses 4 u-Rs.10
    Cards 4 u-Rs.25
    Movie 4 u-Rs.99
    Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
    but a friend like u - PRICELESS!
    Abey Ziyada maat phool... Priceless yane "Phokaat
    
    
12. Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
    
    
13. The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
    
    
14. After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He 1st checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch & finally declaresBOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
    
    
15. "Do you drink?" the girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law." "First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation" asked son-in-law.