PICK UP LINES

1. When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u'll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!
   
   
2. See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt; "her" means anger.
   
   
3. Define Breast?
   B - Beautiful
   R - Round Shaped
   E - Equipment
   A - Amazingly
   S - Soft With
   T - Tasty Milk
   ......Peo aur jeo......
   
   
4. Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...
   
   
5. Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever..in ur life.
   
   
6. Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow,
   we mst fail in order 2 Know,
   we must lose in order 2 Gain.
   Bcoz
   some Lessons r Best Learned thru Pain..
   
   
7. What Is More Painful? When a person Whom u trusted Hurts u, OrThe person Whom u hurted still trust u??
   
   
8. World's most beautiful sentence.
   =>...BUT, I LUV U.
   World's most selfish/ painful sentence_
   => I LUV U, BUT. . . ..
   
   
9. MORNING TIME: A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles and a slice of great success specially 4 u. Good morning '_' Good day
   
   
10. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
    
    
11. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
    
    
12. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
    
    
13. You should be someone's wife.
    
    
14. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
    
    
15. Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.