INSULT SMS

1. Promise me we R true friends: I'm lamp, U'r light. I'm coke, U'r Sprite. I'm rain, U'r badal. I'm normal, U'r pagal.
   
   
2. u r a DONKEY
   d 4 decent
   o 4 outclass
   n 4 nice
   k 4 kind
   e 4 excelent
   y 4 young
   
   
3. Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
   
   
4. Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"
   
   
5. U r a nice person...but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...1st. pray to God so that u can live....2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
   
   
6. 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.U & ME laughing,U & ME crying,U & ME dreaming,U & ME holding on,U & ME...just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
   
   
7. What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
   
   
8. Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...
   
   
9. Sometimes my mind asks...why??I like u why??I want to see u why??U make me smile then my heart answers .. its simply coz i love CARTOONS :)
   
   
10. A child monkey asks his mother, "mom, y r we so ugly??" mother replies... " no son, don't say like tht, u should thank God, look at this person reading this message" hahahaha :)
    
    
11. whts wrong with ur mobile?i tried to call u but operator replied.wellcome 2 the jungle! themonkey is bzy right now plz . try later
    
    
12. Do u know that ur smile takes 1000's of people to death? save the world. ......So plz start brushing regularly.
    
    
13. ModernObedientNeatfulKindfulExcellentYoung
    
    Hey!Thats me.
    
    Dont b sad even ur name is also there,read D 1st LETTER of every word.
    
    
14. Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
    
    
15. it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its to late !