SANTA BANTA SMS

1. While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.Banta: R u ok?Santa: Yeah!Banta: Did u break anything?Santa: No, there's nothing down here
   
   
2. teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man sardar says; you go to jail hhh
   
   
3. ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....
   
   
4. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
   
   
5. Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
   
   
6. Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto.
   
   
7. OH ji vadhaeeya ji vadhaeeya....chuare lutto ji chare lutto...tuanu ek pujabi munde kolu christmas di lakh lakh vadhaeee....!!!!!!!!
   
   
8. A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
   Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
   Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
   
   
9. Two Sardars were walking together...
   Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
   Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
   
   
10. Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".