HINDI JOKES

1. Ek aadami bhains ke upar beth kar aa raha hota hai.Police wala - helmet kaha hai.Aadami - sahib tanik upar nahi niche dekho ee 2 wheelar nahi 4 wheelar hai.
   
   
2. Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua,
   koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua.
   Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri
   Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.
   
   
3. Hum Tadapte hain unki Yaad mein,
   DiL rota hai unki Fariyad mein,
   Ae Khuda dikha de ek baar Surat unki,
   Kahin Dum na nikal jaye unke INTEZAR mein.
   
   
4. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barishshuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
   
   
5. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
   
   
6. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?no r u sure?plz check again.no ,ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
   
   
7. Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
   
   
8. if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
   
   
9. Ek Bihari ko Raaste me cycle ka paidal mila aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde,isme cycle dalwa lenge.
   
   
10. LOVE n SALA r going to a village n in b/w cumz a well, love falls in da well WHY? cuz love is blind. now sala also jumps in cuz LOVE keliye SALA kuch b karega ga.
    
    
11. “ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
    Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ”
    
    
12. 1admi ne bhgwan se puchha100 SAAL APKE LIYE KYA HAIGOD-100 saal mere liye 1 sec. K brabr hai.Man-1 CRORE RSGod-1 coinMan-1coin muje dedoGOD-1sec ruk ja'
    
    
13. Judge:tune chori karte waqt biwi bacho ke bare me kyon nahi socha? Chor:my lord! Socha tha par dukan me sirf men's wear hi the.
    
    
14. WIFE- chalo na car mein kahin ghumne chalte hai.or car mein drive karungi. Husband- Agar tum chalaogi to jayenge car mein or ayenge akhbar mein..
    
    
15. Ladki ptane kliye chupkese uske piche ja kr use drao agr vo hasi to samjho pat gai N agr gussa hui to jor-jor se chilao didi dar gai-didi dar gai...!!!Try this.