MARRIAGE JOKES

1. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married meThank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
   
   
2. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
   
   
3. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
   
   
4. Why do we all marry?
   Because romance is not the only element of life.
   We should also know horror,terror,suspense,irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
   
   
5. Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....
   
   
6. Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
   
   
7. Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.
   
   
8. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
   
   
9. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
   
   
10. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwar
    
    
11. A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
    
    
12. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
    
    
13. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
    
    
14. May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
    
    
15. Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"