HINDI SMS

1. Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.
   
   
2. God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
   
   
3. If u hv any problm,bindas! Tel me,i wil solv it 4 u.if u dont even hv any problm, bindas! Tel me,i wil create sum 4 u.akhir DOST hun kisliya?
   
   
4. SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means S-Sent M-ME O-One K-Kool SMS E-Everyday My dear friend is par amal karo
   
   
5. Hum dono main cute kon smart kon dashing kon sweet kon handsome kon yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...
   
   
6. What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
   
   
7. Rose(In Urdu)RoseLotusTulipOrchidSunflowerJasminLillyAll flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,Kyun KGobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
   
   
8. Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
   
   
9. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-'Neend';'Paisa';'maut';aur...aur...aur...aur...'MERI PYARI SI YAAD' kyon...Aayi na.
   
   
10. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
    
    
11. Who is a Dost?Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,Bevajah sar khaye,Jeb khali karwaye,Kabhi sataye,Kabhi rulaye,Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.
    
    
12. Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hotihai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!
    
    
13. Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..?
    Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
    
    
14. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
    
    
15. You r a DOG...
    D = Darling
    O = Of
    G = Girls
    Now u r smiling na
    Am i right??
    Tu sach mein kutta hai